fapguyver 

A person adept at creating their own masturbatory material, using improvised tools and/or found objects. A Macguyver of fapping if you will.

Eric is a total fapguyver---he once jerked it to a picture of the Baroness from GI Joe that he drew using toilet paper and a charcoal briquette.

fapguyver by TheHappyKnife December 20, 2008

fapgasm 

An orgasm that arises from masturbation.

I had trouble falling asleep last night, until I had a fapgasm.

fapgasm by dapper fapper November 7, 2012

Fapgasm 

A feeling of fapage in orgasmic proportions.

Oh my lord I just had a fapgasm!

Fapgasm by The asdf man January 6, 2011

fapgoat 

person who takes the blame when evidence of fapping is discovered.

Me ; My mom found my lube and crusty socks .
You; That sucks did she flip?

Me ; Yea , but its cool, i used my brother for a fapgoat

fapgoat by fapcat650 March 3, 2012

fapget 

A command made by e on AnonNet which randomly selects an odd porn category/video for the user to fap to.

Me: !fapget
Bot: ==> FAPGET! You have to fap to Goatse.

fapget by ecastacy May 18, 2009

fapgloves 

Adj. - Having the intent to furiously masturbate.

Roxy had her fapgloves on whilst entering a search query on video google. She wouldn't leave the computer until there was a mess to clean up.

fapgloves by silasam/chasingeuphoria April 26, 2010

fapgasbord

Picture this: You're in the middle of a dark room with a circle of people laying around you in a circle, facing you, while you watch multiple different porn videos cumming from a ring of screens around the room. Everyone is masturbating, however, no one is allowed to finish until you, the centerpiece, has reached ultimate climax.

Person 1: Please! Can I finish?
Person 2: NO! Not until the fapgasbord has!!!

fapgasbord by Catgasmorgasbord February 20, 2024