"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
a. A tapestry containing erotic imagery created for the purpose of masturbation
b. A piece of cloth used to mop up ejaculate from masturbation. see: "wank sock."
Lawrence was dismayed to find his fapestry was still wet from his last wanking when he attempted to use it again.