A short and humorous word for masturbation. It originates from the sound that is made when someone is so brutal and inconsiderate to their cock when they're masturbating, that it makes a sound from the strokes.
I don't need porn to fap.
by Kylezzzzlol January 08, 2009
To stroke the penis and make vanilla icecream come out
Stop fapping to hentai you dirty bastard.
by Sinner_ April 30, 2008
n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.
Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 04, 2008
A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.
1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.
by James W. Ricardo November 16, 2007
See Also: faphat and josh.
by The Anomaly February 05, 2003
What I do every morning in the shower before school.
Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.
by NoobSliceOwns February 25, 2009
n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.
Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 04, 2008

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