1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob
That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks
by dumbbruce17 November 22, 2012
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The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.
Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"
by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 11, 2019
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When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.
Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.
by Skeelow Green June 13, 2017
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worn for one of two reasons

1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides
guy 1 : did you see koby in year 9's adidas fanny pack?
guy 2 : yeah omg what a power move
by oh hell November 18, 2019
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type of bag (usually worn by self centred fuck boys) originally to be worn around your bum and fanny but now commonly worn hanging over your shoulder.
Should i cop this nike fanny pack
by biglad12345 March 31, 2019
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Fanny packs keep you organized. They protect your core. They are very stylish. You can run and walk fast and ride a bike easily with a fanny pack.
All her fans showed support by wearing fanny packs.

Nike has an extra large fanny pack!
Have you seen the wraparound fanny pack?
Her fanny packed quite a punch!
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
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A group of wastemen driving a batty waggon
Mate don't start with me, at least I aint part of your fanny pack
by Lip noodle October 3, 2017
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