Fangirlese 

An obscure language spoken by fangirls. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.

Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!

Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid

Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit

Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL

Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.

*leaves*

Fangirlese by l1011tristar17 February 13, 2010

Fangled Up 

When new technology adds bells and whistles and manages to overcomplicate the usability of an application or experience.

This application is all fangled up! I can no longer find where the preferences are located.

Fangled Up by crankysaurus January 25, 2022

fangurl 

Somebody who is hopelessly obsessed with something and likes all things associated with it. Said person will always defend the object of her obsession from perceived verbal attacks even when they point out logical flaws with said object.

- female version of fanboi

Person "I never could get into the PvP of EVE-Online. It seems to be too push button and no skill."
Fangurl "You never saw any skill in it because your lack the intelligence to understand it."

fangurl by Random Insane January 13, 2009

fangirled 

The act of fanning ones hands rapidly near ones face in overwhelming excitement as a fangirl would when meeting her obsession.

I fangirled when I found myself standing next to Nick Lachey at Starbucks!

fangirled by Nick111 July 1, 2006

New Fangled 

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

New Fangled by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

Dang-fangled 

Old people mixing the words Dang and newfangled.

When something is so new, your mind can't comprehend just how new it is.

These kids and there dang-fangled PlayStations.

Dang-fangled by Dax Haxer October 8, 2017

Fangirled 

to squeal or behave like a teenager, no matter your actual age, in response to anything Twilight/Edward/Rob Pattinson related. May also cause shaking, crying, shortness of breath, spontaneous Robgasm, or Jizzing your pants.

I completely fangirled when I saw the pictures of Rob Pattinson as shirtless Edward in New Moon.

Fangirled by Iadorepugs August 14, 2009