People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults.
Teenagers are common victims of ageism.
People who reside in Northern or Southern America, but usually pertaining to the United States. Contrary to popular opinion, not all Americans are fat, eat at McDonalds, drive 4 SUVs, or think their country is the best.
Many Americans I know eat like normal people though. Last time I checked there, I have seen more ads for healthy, organic food than for McDonalds. It wasn't like that a few years ago though.
SUVs are becoming less common, and there is now a growing number of Hybrids on the road. Driving a Peugot around on an interstate highway wouldn't be as safe as a Prius, but still very efficient.
Americans also aren't stupid at geography either. Most do know that England and Scotland are two entirely different countries.
Not every American is arrogant about their country. The US is the world's lone superpower, but whether it is the "best" is subjective and must be based on many variables. Most the negative definitions about the US come from Americans themselves.
Oh, and you can make fun of American culture, but chances are if you have a computer and internet then you are as greedy a capitalist as they are.
America is a huge country, so there are definitely many nutcases out there, but you can't judge an entire country based on a few pricks on the internet. I have met many people who have traveled to America and had a grand time there. America may not be perfect, but it has a lot to offer if you look in the right places.
Bigoted American: "Our country can kick your ass! Our culture is sooo much better"
(answers Japanese-manufactured cell phone)
Bigoted European: "Whatever, you greedy capitalist yanks"
(takes huge handful of McDonald's french fries)
Observer: "Guys, shut the fuck up, you both sound like idiots."
An obscure language spoken by fangirls
. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.
Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!
Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid
Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit
Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL
Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.
A website/Youtube channel which is supposed to give you helpful steps on performing certain tasks. After about 10 videos, they ran out of good ideas, and it is glaringly obvious.
How to flip a coin
Followed up by:
How to use a sponge
Thanks Howcast, I really needed help on that one
A very tight group of people who do everything in High School as a large group. Most of them have stayed together since Middle School, so any outsiders are not welcome.
While this group focuses a lot on the art of meaningless conversation, most of their social lives and daily planning revolves around Facebook or Myspace. That is where their stupid little fads or inside jokes start, and where they eventually are laid down to rest a week later, only to be revived by some dumbass during a lunch period 4 months later.
Also, over 2/3 of the group are usually girls, and will often back out of normal conversations with guys to have side conversations with their "girl friends". Don't worry if you observe this behavior, it is perfectly normal". They also claim to hate dating and boys, but they facebook fish
on their statuses about a mysterious infatuation.
Despite all of this, not all of them are pompous assholes, and are more sociable and talkative as individuals rather than a large group. If you are lucky, they will accept you for who you are. But if you don't fit into their cookie cutter, they will cast you out, and you will join the rest of the kids who dislike them.
It's one of the most irritating High School groups, but it keeps the other annoying groups in check.
High School Socialites - You either love them or hate them
City in Los Angeles County, about 20 minutes from Anaheim and 15 minutes from Buena Park. For a California city, it is sometimes boring, but can be exciting at times, and looks a lot cleaner than some other cities. A great place to chill out.
East Coasters tend to generalize it as a ghetto, but it is pretty safe and the people can be pretty friendly, provided you meet the right people.
Frank: Damn, Whittier is so boring.
Joey: It could be worse, Billy had to move to Virginia, he has to live out on a farm.
Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.