"The stage adaption of Home Alone 4 sucks!"
"Yeah man, it's just a huge steaming pile of Twilight fanfic."
"Yeah man, it's just a huge steaming pile of Twilight fanfic."
by David Rooney February 13, 2015
A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.
These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.
They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.
They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022
You’re watching Poki on twitch and as usual, you’re beating your meat to her cute little face. She is playing a Fortnite Solo and its top 2. Her concentration face is so fucking hot. You watch as the last guy SMG sprays her until she’s out of mats and heavy shotguns her in the dome.
“FUCK. That’s like my 5th second place tonight!” I’ll be right back guys.”
She stands up and walks out of her room. She’s wearing a tight pink tracksuit that outlines her ass. You clip it and watch her thick ass walking out of the room over and over again until you cum all over yourself. ‘I’ve got to let her know how much she turns me on’ you think. You send her a $20 donation with a little caption.
She reads it out loud
“Thanks for the 20 bucks Dylan29. I just busted a nut watching your ass as you walk out of the room”.
She makes a weird face
“That’s gross”
But deep down you know that she is a dirty little slut that loves cum. You turn off her stream, clean up and go to sleep.
She wakes you up by cowgirling you and licking your willy.
“FUCK. That’s like my 5th second place tonight!” I’ll be right back guys.”
She stands up and walks out of her room. She’s wearing a tight pink tracksuit that outlines her ass. You clip it and watch her thick ass walking out of the room over and over again until you cum all over yourself. ‘I’ve got to let her know how much she turns me on’ you think. You send her a $20 donation with a little caption.
She reads it out loud
“Thanks for the 20 bucks Dylan29. I just busted a nut watching your ass as you walk out of the room”.
She makes a weird face
“That’s gross”
But deep down you know that she is a dirty little slut that loves cum. You turn off her stream, clean up and go to sleep.
She wakes you up by cowgirling you and licking your willy.
by godlyiest May 9, 2023
Probably one of the edgiest, most disgusting, and most hilarious things to come out of Downingtown East High School. Written by two unknown 10th graders in October of 2017, the Fan fiction is about multiple teachers and Papa John. The fanfic is written as a parody of the Bible, starting off with the creation of the universe, promptly followed by various other stories written by different "Apostles." One main focus of the fanfic is Ms. L-------, a teacher that is almost universally hated by her students for her teaching methods. Most people see the writers as either gods on earth, or some of the most disgusting and depraved humans in the school.
One of the two creators was caught with the fan fiction on their district monitored Google Drive and was subsequently suspended for two days. By the time they returned from their suspension, the fan fiction had already been copied and shared with what felt like hundreds of people around the school. The spread of this fucking awful fan fiction seems to be mainly because of someone who had got hold of the fanfic early and read it allowed in the Band Locker-room.
And now for an excerpt from the Fan Fiction so those unacquainted with its contents will be able to understand how disgusting it is.
"He then felt another tentacle slide in behind him, its slime acting as a lube to relax Papa’s loose anus. This tentacle then began to move out, and back in as Papa screamed in pain and pleasure. “It hurts so much,” he said, “But I love it.”
One of the two creators was caught with the fan fiction on their district monitored Google Drive and was subsequently suspended for two days. By the time they returned from their suspension, the fan fiction had already been copied and shared with what felt like hundreds of people around the school. The spread of this fucking awful fan fiction seems to be mainly because of someone who had got hold of the fanfic early and read it allowed in the Band Locker-room.
And now for an excerpt from the Fan Fiction so those unacquainted with its contents will be able to understand how disgusting it is.
"He then felt another tentacle slide in behind him, its slime acting as a lube to relax Papa’s loose anus. This tentacle then began to move out, and back in as Papa screamed in pain and pleasure. “It hurts so much,” he said, “But I love it.”
Boy 1: Have you read the new chapter someone added to the Downingtown East FanFic?
Boy 2: I haven't, and I don't think I want to...
Boy 1: You do you, but if you want to read it with me you can find me in the bathroom vomiting.
Boy 2: I haven't, and I don't think I want to...
Boy 1: You do you, but if you want to read it with me you can find me in the bathroom vomiting.
by DamnSlavsGoBackToWest November 8, 2017
Person 1 : bro.. I just read that one albedo fanfic….
Person 2 : same, I’ll never see cryo slimes the same again
Person 2 : same, I’ll never see cryo slimes the same again
by Hu Tao August 17, 2021
by aest August 8, 2023
there are two larry fanfic trios; the holy ones, which are: young and beautiful, tired tired sea and escapade and the unholy ones: i sleep naked, locker 17 and htcbwsmcasmoa
Person 1: have you read all of the larry fanfic trinty?
Person 2: are you talking about the holy or unholy ones?
Person 1: the holy ones, duh, the other ones suck
Person 2: are you talking about the holy or unholy ones?
Person 1: the holy ones, duh, the other ones suck
by idek pls July 21, 2021