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five nights at freddy's fandom

A cancerous fandom that's dominated by nine-year olds who own iPhones and play Minecraft and Roblox. Joining this group of cringey normies will have death waiting on your doorstep in a matter of seconds.
After watching Markiplier play FNAF, Billy became part of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom

Zoe Laverne’s fandom 

Dramatic 9 year olds who say in a squeaky little voice “zoe is such a great person and you guys are just jealous”

Fandom wiki's law 

There is a Fandom / Wikia wiki for everything you could think of, including YouTube, heffalumps and woozles, The Price is Right, fictional hurricanes, Illumination's "Sing", VeggieTales, VeggieTales fanon, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Windows Media Player's visualization feature, Baldi's Basics, Bob's Burgers, prepaid SIM cards, and Kim Kardashian. Most of them are poorly written and maintained by about two active users per wiki.
"bro I just found the fandom wiki for green-colored 7-segmented lcd displays"
"yea, that's fandom wiki's law for you"

Baby's first fandom 

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.
*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)

Fandom slayer 

Someone who persistently pisses of fangirls of all types by obliviously slaying multiple fandoms. Fandom slayers are generally people who have watched only the films of a book series or only heard 2 songs by a specific band and claiming their love for these things.
Fandom slayer: OMG I LOVE DIVERGENT! WHICH ONES THE BLUE ONE THOUGH? THE BRAVE ONE?
Crazy fangirls: DIE PEASANT AND STOP BEING A FANDOM SLAYER

Undertale Fandom Syndrome 

Undertale Fandom Syndrome(UFS), is a horrible disease that is founded in major fandoms. First discovered in 2014, it was created in its first stage with the FNAF fandom. It horribly spread when undertale became popular. Common symptoms include: comic dubs, weird fetish art, and annoying obnoxious children/preteens. Unfortunately, UFS has became a parasite that is sent to feed off hosts and cannot be treated or cured. The following fandoms that suffered the same fate include but not excluded: FNAF, Undertale, Cuphead, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Hazbin Hotel, and recently, Friday Night Funkin'.
Person: yo dude have you seen this game called Friday Night Funkin'?
Another person: yeah man that shit is really great!
Person: yeah it is, unfortunately the FNF fandom is making Pico x BF yaoi.
Another person: shit! Another game fell into Undertale Fandom Syndrome