Itchy Fandango

The dance you end up doing to hide the fact that you're trying to itch your crotch and anal areas after recently shaving.

Christina was forced to do the Itchy Fandango after recently shaving her pubic hair.

by pricksbratkc August 24, 2009

Dirty Fandango

A band from South Africa with a unique mix of blues, soul and electo music

Dude, my girlfriend and I went to see Dirty Fandango last night, then she dumped me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.

by lekkermanlekker1234 September 7, 2017

clem fandango

An Idiotic hipster fucktard who takes pleasure in being a total cunt

Guy 1:"fuck you, you piece of shit"
Guy 2: "I may be a piece of shit, but at least I'm not a total Clem Fandango like you"

by AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH REKOJ EHT May 25, 2018

Fandango and fuck

Like Netflix and Chill, Amazon and Anal and Hulu and Handjobs but you just turn on a movie on Fandango and you have sex for a long period of time.

Jacob: "Wanna come over and have sex?"
Melissa: "Can we Fandango and Fuck instead?"
Jacob: "Hell yeah!"

by Crynotlie April 13, 2016

meat fandango

A Bar,Club or Party full of men when your looking for women.(aka)A Pickle Jar.

"There's no women in here! Its all fucking dudes. We walked into a meat fandango!

by Bandido December 15, 2004

What the Fandango

Another way of saying "What the Fuck"

She gave me a 96, WHAT THE FANDANGO!! I deserve a 99!!

by Smallzz92 May 1, 2008

fandango on core

A type of segfault that is rather mysterious. Often goes away when you try to debug it. Generally caused by a program writing out of bounds and either smashing the stack or destroying the core.

Hell! My code ran perfectly, up until it hit the new bit, at which point it performed a fandango on core.

by Joshua November 11, 2003