failism

The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)

Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?

Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.

Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?

Person B: Sure! Why not?

Person C: FAILISM FTW!

failism by GEEK² October 4, 2010

Familymoon 

When the bride and groom take a honeymoon with their children.

We went on a familymoon.

Familymoon by Pace-yourself November 15, 2019

Faminism 

Faminism

When u know your around triggered feminist and you look at your buddy and say the word out loud just to make them expl0de and make them chant of how their pussy will bit you

Ex:
RED HAIRTriggered feminist: chanting ***WOMENS RIGHTS***

You: look at these faminism
Friend: wow never seen so many faminism
TRIGGERED FAMINISM: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAAAAHHHHHH
you and your friend:**EAR RAPED**

Faminism by anonymous June 14, 2019

Familish 

Term used to express love to those whom aren't exactly family, but feel like they are. Often used in groups of homo-sapiens whom have had a lot to drink. This word was formulated in Cromer, Norfolk during the boiling summer of 2016, in a very hot pub.

'Familish! That's us, mate!'
'Yeeer, blurry right you are, familish! Oops, sorry about that...'

Familish by CodeGreen76 October 10, 2016

familymoon 

A honeymoon in which the bride and groom also bring their children from previous marriages.

With three birthdays, a wedding and a "familymoon," we've had a lot of celebrations in our family lately.

familymoon by JRob October 7, 2005

Faminism 

Faminism (individual: Faminist) is a pervasive cultural movement consisting of females whose entire lives are structured around losing weight.

I could count her ribs through her sweater; that slag could be the poster model for Faminism.

Faminism by magnusjj August 4, 2014

Familyism 

When a company only hires family or family friends

Do it best is familyism

Familyism by RelentlessGamin April 19, 2017