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fastsanchez 

When you stick your middle finger up your ass and wipe it on your upper lip to make a black mustache.
Hola mi nomes es fastsanchez (as you quietly shove your finger up your ass to get some poo mustache paste and wipe it on your upper lip).

Que paso?

Yo quiero some cock.
fastsanchez by browonder August 8, 2009
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Fatsani is a independent, smart, beautiful, singing goddess. Confident and cool person. Can be annoying but only for the best reasons and will make your day better, and her hair is always amazingg
Fatsani is hilarious!
Fatsani by Araz 🥰 July 20, 2019

Fartsandwich 

When you flatulate into the palm of you're hand, close it and proceed to cover a loved one's mouth with your fart hand. Thus, asserting the fart smell onto their lips and ultimately, into their mouth.
Eugene: FARTSANDWICH!
Frederick: Oh man. not again! This one taste kind of good actually.
Fartsandwich by Fagman Joe July 26, 2010
a faltan is a guy who is extremely attractive and has immortal love for Samoa
I wish I were as Cool as faltan
Faltan by bayram kizilkaya January 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026