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The most violent and ruthless E ganggang on the web, ruled by OG ThugOverLord.
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falconSQUAD by OG ThugOverLord July 25, 2017

Atlanta Falcons

A team that used to suck big time but now are a couple years away from they're first super bowl
Guy 1: The atlanta falcons are kicking ass
Guy 2: Yeah in a few years they're winning the super bowl
Atlanta Falcons by idym February 24, 2011

Metallic Falcons

A baby metal/ethereal band created by Matteah Baim and Sierra Casady (from Cocorosie).

They released one album in 2006 called "Desert Doughnuts"
Person 1: What are you listening to?

Person 2: the Metallic Falcons! They're awesome check them out!
Metallic Falcons by Salvadorudy March 23, 2013

highland park falcons 

Highland park falcons is a youth hockey organization situated in highland park Illinois. The highland park falcons are participants in both the northern Illinois hockey league and the central states development hockey league. The Highland Park Falcons is known for its superior youth hockey experience. No other youth hockey organization in the state of Illinois provides same level of coaching and development.
Non- falcon mom: ugh we lost to the highland park falcons again!
Other non- falcon mom : well it makes sense they are the best team with the best kids coaches and parents.

Atlanta Falcons

The Atlanta Falcons are an American professional American football team based in Atlanta, Georgia. They are currently a member of the NFC South division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL). The Falcons joined the NFLin 1965 as an expansion team, after the NFL offered then-owner Rankin Smith a franchise to keep him from joining the rival American Football League. The AFL instead granted a franchise to Miami. In their 43 years of existence, the Falcons have compiled a record of 275–400–6 with division championships in 1980, 1998 and 2004. They have one Super Bowl appearance, Super Bowl XXXIII in 1999.
The nickname for the Atlanta Falcons is the 'dirty birds.'

The Atlanta Falcons play in the Georgia Dome.

The Atlanta Falcons used to have Michael Vick as their quaterback, but dropped him as soon as they found out he was fighting dogs.
Atlanta Falcons by painterspirit January 3, 2010
A bad team that was just barely above mediocre when their dog slaughtering franchise quarterback was scrambling for five yard losses and committing unforced errors. Owners of one of the most disastrous offseasons in recent NFL history, they now have a stable of quarterbacks which includes first round bust Joey Harrington and Jacksonville castaway Byron Leftwich to choose from.

Now that Michael Vick wears his soap around his neck, most of their infamously stupid, arrogant fans have crawled back into the woodwork and would rather talk about the Hawks or Thrashers these days. Despite the outspoken nature of their especially annoying followers (the few that remain post-Vick), fan support has never been one of their strong suits, as one of their games was blacked out recently and entire sections of seats sat empty in their 2007 home opener against the Carolina Panthers. They also like to talk up every scrub and practice squad signing as if they're all Pro Bowlers waiting to happen. An unhealthy obsession with trying to tear down non-Falcon NFC South players that are far superior to anyone on their roster (Steve Smith, Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Will Smith, Charles Grant, Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins, etc.) is also common.

Their recent exploits of note include Michael Vick flipping off his own fans after a home loss to the Saints and a loss to Carolina in which the Panthers repeatedly direct snapped to running back DeAngelo Williams and attempted only seven passes. In Vick's absence, overrated and overpaid cornerback DeAngelo Hall has gladly stepped up to continue Vick's legacy of stupidity, amassing massive fines and costly game-changing penalties.

Easily the most hated team in the NFC South, Saints, Bucs, and Panthers fans can all agree on their mutual dislike of the Falcons and their fans.
The NFC South has three NFL teams-Bucs, Panthers, Saints-and one CFL team-the Falcons.
falcons by Moltar December 13, 2007