Falcon fuck
Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
Falcon fuck by fornicatia January 11, 2010
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