fakof 

Fakof is another word for "fuck off". It's pronounced very quickly and it's used if:
- someone is annoying you
- someone dissapointed you
- someone is making fun of you

Mary: Sorry, but i won't make it tonight. Can we go to the cinema tomorrow?
Peter: Oh, fakof. Sure, but it's on you!

fakof by Ana Kyra May 29, 2007

fakorean 

The Asians(except Koreans)which hairstyle,fashion,facial hair etc. makes them just looks like a Korean,but they usually are Japanese,Chinese especially Hong Kong.

Those fakoreans boys thinks they are very cool but they are totally gayboys or dim sims.Those girls are surely disgusting with excess white face make-up which cannot be defined by any pantone color,hot pants with a huge carrot legs, thinks they can carry see through bangs(air fringe) but actually makes them extra fugly .They mostly acts like a bitch and they are a bitch.

Its easy to define a Korean and a fakorean,cos fakoreans can't even say a Korean word and they usually walks like an idiot.

(see also fakepenese)

EG1

Euna: Look!That korean gal is hot!

Yuna: DON'T BE SILLY,SHE IS A FAKOREAN,LOOK AT HER EXCESS WHITE FACE MAKEUP, HER FACE IS FAKE!

EG2
Mina: Annyeong(Hello in Korean)

Fakorean: WTF are you saying?

Mina: Shut up you fakorean bitch.

fakorean by FLlanguage_ March 5, 2017

fakefess

When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.

Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.

fakefess by jpg3 November 16, 2011

fakefrag

Someone who cons people by pretending they were sold into slavery, some dark story of inadequate parenting, and all they need is that special someone to believe in them, plus, you know, a place to stay, so their potential.can bloom and they become wealthy.

Steve's all emo over there playing damaged goods, telling some poor girl his fakefrag story, because he's been playing Crusader Kings nonstop and got fired for bad work and sleeping on the job so he wants to move into her place rent free.

fakefrag by JessicaWalters April 3, 2021

fakefire

a disease that prevents you from being funny

you might find a few fakefire victims on BasilMarket

fakefire victim: i smak dis wimminz so hard n den tomatoto milk fly out of her faec lololo

Psychologist: Oh look, that poor child suffers from fakefire.

Scientist: I concur. That certainly is fakefire syndrome indeed.

George W. Bush: lulz dat faekfire sure is nucularly hilarus

fakefire by say hi to basil March 5, 2008

fakefire

someone with overrated and overused humor that makes dumdums laugh.

*waits for all the fakefire dick-riders to give this definition a thumbs down*

fakefire by Master Queef February 3, 2008

fakefire

A very unfunny person from the site BasilMarket who types liek dis. His guide on getting women was funny at first, but his later threads were pure unfunniness. He tells dumb stories with lame humor. His jokes are so old and the way he types is so played out now. I'm glad that retard quit Basil.

fakefire: one tiem i was out wit my ho n den i smecked her in da face cuz she wudnt tie my shoe. i told her not to direspeck me cuz im da pimpmaster fakefire.

Stupid Ass Basiler: HAHAHAHA LOL! YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY FAKEFIRE! I'D LAUGH HARDER IF I WASN'T SUCKING YOUR COCK ALL THE TIME!

fakefire by basil person January 16, 2008