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happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.
Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.
happy fakeface by Artfartwart December 3, 2009
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fakerface 

A new video of someone, which has been generated from animating a static image with another video, in order to make the person in the static image say funny or stupid things
Dude1: Hey dude, did you see that video of Oprah singing Frank Sinatra?
Dude2: No dude, that was a fakerface!
Dude1: Oh dude, these fakers are funny!
fakerface by DudeAI March 14, 2021

facefacemeow

When you have absolutely nothing better to say or when your brain fails you in come backs, all that comes out of your mouth is 'facefacemeow'.
Sacha: "I'm just retarded whenever I park in the pharmaceutical parking..."

Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."

Sacha: "Facefacemeow"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026