Fake drunk 

When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".

"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"

"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."

Fake drunk by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013

Fake Drunk Fucker 

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

Fake Drunk Fucker by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

Fatdrunk 

to be seemingly "drunk" off of eating an unhealthy food at a late hour.

My friend MM sounds like she's fatdrunk, she ate cheesecake factory for dinner, its 12am, and she cant even talk right.

Fatdrunk by A Fatsober person. January 23, 2011

Cakedrunk 

very drunk, so drunk that everything becomes sexy, the slightest movement insists "lets get it on". Cakedrunk was also the inspirations behind the youtube film "cakedrunk", check that out

Tierney was cakedrunk when we did it on the stock room floor.

Cakedrunk by Niko Niko January 13, 2008

facedrunking 

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

facedrunking by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

FakeKrunk 

Super cool player on 8b8t

FakeKrunk is so cool.

FakeKrunk by wacky08 October 20, 2020

FatDrunkSlutAssTine 

You might be familiar with fat ass tine, if not click the link and you will soon know. Ladies & Gentlemen, Fat Ass Tine has evolved into Fat Drunk Slut Ass Tine. Never have I known a fat person who can consume so much food and alcohol simultaneously. No longer running, her weight has reached an exceeding point. Not only has her drinking and eating habits reached drastic levels, she has now taken the words "slut," "ho," "whore," etc. to a whole another level. When you see her at a party chances are she's straddling some guy...or a chick...while drinking & most certainly eating. I'm sure there will be more added to this later. For now, be on the lookout for Fat Drunk Slut Ass Tine....she's out there waiting to EAT or MAKE OUT with YOU next!!

FatDrunkSlutAssTine is known for making out with fuglies while chicken grease covers her lips.

FatDrunkSlutAssTine by ihatetine July 24, 2008