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Fakeation 

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.
"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."
Fakeation by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008
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Fakevine 

An unofficial source of rumors or news that is absolutely always untrue.
I heard through the fakevine that I'm going to win the million dollar lotto tonight mom!
Fakevine by John Soviet July 29, 2013

fakeaphobia 

The act of someone being scared of fake people
"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'
fakeaphobia by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

fakeability 

The ability of a woman to fake an orgasm without her partner knowing. Or the amount of prior knowledge a person has about certain symptoms and therefore they have the ability to fake a medical or mental problem.
Man, Sally has fakeability, did you see her in the movie when Harry met Sally?
fakeability by Reddeb March 1, 2011

fakeationship 

Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.

Person 2: It's another fakeationship.
fakeationship by Snowbunny89 January 19, 2009

FAKEASSBITCH 

FAKEASSBITCH - A girl who is really fake, and thinks shes sweet
You FAKEASSBITCH, go make me some salad
A fake orgasm used when your guy can't please you but you don't want to hurt his feelings.
"Justin didn't even come close."
"Then just fakeasm!!"
fakeasm by kaitlyn February 16, 2004