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fake ass people 

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.
Term used when someone is acting like or resembles someone or something .
Someone mumbling incoherently is " Joe Biden Faceass"

Black guy wearing a leather coat is "wesley snipes faceass"

White girl with bald head is " Brittney Spears faceass"

White guy on skateboard is "Tony hawk faceass"

Guy murders wife and gets away with it is "oj simpson faceass"

Black guy with mustache is "Richard Pryor Faceass" or maybe "Lionel Richie Faceass"
Faceass by 6feetunder February 3, 2023

fake ass friend 

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

fake ass booty sucking hoe 

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.
Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.

national fake ass friend day 

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

Lady Fakessi

Lady Fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. A project from malicia love and jingo blue. The name refers to an italian girl of middle class that likes to fuck a lot, hence Fakessi.

Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.
Cool Guy 1: I heard this new band that is kinda funny. Lady Fakessi, heard of it?
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!
Lady Fakessi by malicia love October 30, 2012