fake-fu 

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.

We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..

fake-fu by jack swaggah June 18, 2009

fake fuck 

a wanna-be; somebody being something that they are not; just a fake ass person; unreal

Rick Ross, the rapper, is a fake fuck because he wouldnt admit that he was da police. Keep it 100.

fake fuck by MRS.BBT256 May 6, 2009

Fake fun

Wher two or more people are trying really hard to pretend to have fun, to make them seem to other as if they are having the time of there lives!

If a group of losers are messing around, jumping on each others back, laughing AND looking around for approval (fake fun)

Fake fun by George watson May 3, 2008

fake fun

someone that is an obvious fake or a try hard , someone that is not true to themsleves.

e.g
"dude that vegetarian eats fish"
"kor shes well fake fun"

fake fun by gjrp April 12, 2007

fake fuck 

To fantasize having sex with someone else while actually having sex with an inanimate object, such as a pillow or sleeping bag.

Man, I fake fucked her so hard earlier. Too bad I have to sleep in my own semen tonight.

fake fuck by hasbeen1950s May 24, 2007

Fake fuck 

An act of having sex with your clothes on, such as underwear, to relieve sexual desires and needs. Can be practiced in any position such as missionary position or doggy style. Is used with the thrust-like motion and can either be performed fast or slow.

Also, can be paired with finger fucking or oral sex to arouse a little extra.

Kyle is waiting till we're married to have sex so we fake fuck and finger fuck all the time. We ever do oral now and again.

Fake fuck by TommyHilldigger June 21, 2008

fake fuckboy 

A fake fuckboy is a guy who at first look, you'd think he is a fuckboy, but really, he is the most normal down to earth blokes

1: Wow, dont go for david, he a fuck boy?

1: Nah, he is a fake fuckboy

fake fuckboy by BBhhaann March 6, 2017