fake-up sex
fake-up sex by Agent Dan April 20, 2008
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fake sleepy sex
when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.
"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"
"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
fake sleepy sex by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
Fake-up Sex
The kind of sex you have after pretending to make up. The most awkward sex of your life because the other person thinks all's forgiven
Even though I said " I forgive you", once we had "Fake-up sex" I couldn't stop thinking how ugly his face was and how much I just wanted to beat him with a stick. Asshole.. forever in the dog house.
Fake-up Sex by PopsicleKilla January 17, 2015
facebook fake sexyness
Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.
facebook fake sexyness by qweef shady June 29, 2011
Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.
Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.
Korean celebrity wants to be sexy BTS girlfriend too in let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026