her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
by sleeperzzz June 12, 2007
A person who tries to adapt the customs and mannerisms of someone from Jamaica, even though they have no connection with the natives, other than being a wannabee.
Look at that fake azz Jamaican with the dreads and Bob Marly jacket. That jabronie is from friggin' Guyana!
by unstable bob gable February 23, 2004