Farlking 

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

Farlking by TOTH May 26, 2013

farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

farking by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

flirking 

to flirt, creepily.

when a guy or girl is socially awkward and creeps on you because he/she doesn't know how to express themselves romantically.

boy-"hey, i don't mean to be flirking on you, but i saw you and just wanted to say that your really hott."
girl-"uh, thanks?"(walks away quickly)

flirking by gypsyscrublovex3 December 1, 2010

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

farking by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

flirnking 

The act of flirting while under the influence of alcohol.

Siena never talks to Noah when she’s sober. But as soon as she had a couple drinks she starts flirnking anything with two legs.

flirnking by timreklive December 4, 2018

farking

Fanatical barking. Shouting, or other forceful, argumentative declarations of an ideology.

I had to turn off the tv because I couldn't listen to one more farking pundit.

farking by tale slate December 1, 2013

Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

Farking by herselfelf March 17, 2004