lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 8, 2021

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Fairy Tailed

When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.

"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."

by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021

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soup fairy

A secret person who is sends you soup over through the mail

You have some soup here. Looks like the soup fairy paid you a visit .

by mega900 February 22, 2017

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The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!

"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"

by DaveGallagher October 4, 2022

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