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3.
when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.
i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!
by Poshua January 05, 2010
 
1.
v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure
The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl
by fagatini June 10, 2007
 
2.
a continuous cycle of failure or a combined, epic failure, where multiple parties join in so as to more effectively FAIL.
In China, everyone is compacted like sardines into a single train, or a failtrain.
by phailinc. May 24, 2009
 
4.
While spectating another player in an online game, watch then do something that will lead to then losing/failing the game.
omg he's taking the bomb to A - he's hopping on the failtrain...
by Tim J C January 12, 2009
 
5.
A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
by John 'PJB' Bargman August 31, 2007