Failtronics 

When a robot creates and detonates an EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) device.

"Oh my god. Run! The robot has activated its Failtronics."

Failtronics by Dr. Phil's Conscience September 26, 2009

failton 

Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.

You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.

failton by Failton June 4, 2018

Failationship 

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

Failationship by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

Failution 

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

Failution by Chraz February 2, 2018

Fail to the faillionth power 

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).

Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!

Fail to the faillionth power by ilvoce October 14, 2009

Faillion 

(Fail'yon) Having lately shattered the concept of Infinity, this value is now actually the biggest number there is. At the precise moment of FAIL, this amount for any value of speed, angle, stupidity or regret.

"The rally car rolled off the cliff edge at a Faillion miles an hour."

Faillion by J to M October 28, 2008

failion 

a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information

"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."

failion by iNhibitor March 22, 2009