failshow

When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.

A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.

When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.

Also a guy that uses FML too much.

That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.

failshow by powersaver23 August 9, 2010

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Fallshow

When you mess up doing a stunt, but are too embarrassed and proud to start over so you pretend it was part of the stunt.

Sarah: Jessica tripped in her gymnastics show yesterday, did you hear?
Ryan: No, she only LOOKED like she did. She REALLY did the splits!
Sarah: No, that was only a fallshow. She tripped.

Fallshow by Pokechimp88 January 18, 2010

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failshow • Fallshow • Flailshow

Flailshow

Flailshow is what happens when you mix the consumption of alcohol, miah, and any amount of people or inanimate objects all at once.

Miah hunter got choked out 6 times in a row because of the flailshow that she brought on herself by thinking shes tough shit.

Flailshow by isntitfuckingobvious September 6, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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