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failshow 

When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.

A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.

When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.

Also a guy that uses FML too much.
That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.
failshow by powersaver23 August 9, 2010
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Fallshow 

When you mess up doing a stunt, but are too embarrassed and proud to start over so you pretend it was part of the stunt.
Sarah: Jessica tripped in her gymnastics show yesterday, did you hear?
Ryan: No, she only LOOKED like she did. She REALLY did the splits!
Sarah: No, that was only a fallshow. She tripped.
Fallshow by Pokechimp88 January 18, 2010
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Flailshow is what happens when you mix the consumption of alcohol, miah, and any amount of people or inanimate objects all at once.
Miah hunter got choked out 6 times in a row because of the flailshow that she brought on herself by thinking shes tough shit.
Flailshow by isntitfuckingobvious September 6, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026