Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
2.] "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."
when he wrote;
Corinthians Football Club
My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.
Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.
I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.
If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.
For other annoying overused words used by trendy douche bags, see Epic
Asshole 2: Fail
Asshole 1: Lol I know