An extremley stupid, unfortunatley, very commonly used word in the internet to mean that you suck. Usually seen in mmorpgs, or just any chat based tool in the internet with a stupid idiot on it. I was i dont know why encountered by one of these idiots, and had the feeling of slapping him so hard, I'd make em take a crap.
MMo Nerd: Hey i bet i pwn u noob!
Player: um...i dont really care, i started this game a week ago....
MMo Nerd: HAHA! NOOB YOU FAIL AT LIFE! OWNED. YOU FAIL.
Player: Lol dont care?.... idiot...
MMo Nerd: wow ur a noob lol FAILED AGAIN.
Player: wow...fail? u need to get brain surgery. and btw, ur an idiot nerd.
The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.
The term can be expressed (written) two ways:
fail & Fail
The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.
The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.
I failed when I lost that staring contest.
Your mom Failed in bed last night.
A word that has become just as overused as the word "random." It originally meant "lack of success" but over-use of the term has caused it to loose meaning.
Stop using the word "fail"! It's not cool, it's not funny, and it's not original.
to completely suck at something
e.g. any student with a fail name such Jason Dusty
getting 3/120 in a maths tested
Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.
Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'
What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.
Person 1: <# i luvv youu!!1
Person 2: hahaa you fail!
F.A.I.L or FAIL!
When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.
When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....