An Escalade that is not black, but white. Any driver of this horrendously white vehicle is considered a fag.
Raji: "I'm telling you - white Escalades exist! Really!"
Laura: "I don't believe you - no one would ride in something so utterly faggish!"
*White Escalade rolls by*
Laura: "Ewwww - it's a...Fagalade!"
Picture the scene: You and the boys are hungry as fuck and ready to devour the shit out of whatever meat product you can get your hands in. There's one slightly fatter cunt in the brigade, too fucking lazy to go to the gym like the rest of you. So instead of working out, he gets the sald in a vain attempt to avoid vising the gym.
A fagalad is a salad in a sea of burgers and other meat derived products
Joshua did not purchase a footlong subway sub, he ate a fagalad. He's still fatter.
a member of the male (and sometimes female) species, who acts in a stupid manner in regards to romantic relationships. Acting in the manner of a dumbass for extended periods of time resulting in drama, hurt feelings, and feelings of tension for others.
Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy acts like a douche and avoids girl...boy is a fag salad. And/or: Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, girl acts like a douche and avoids boy...girl is a fag salad
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.