Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.
"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"
A close follower of Aunt Jemima, wears head wraps and denies their ability to cook fantastic pancakes.
Fagbert, I would like 3 silver dollar pancakes.
Fagbert: What are you talking about?
*runs away rapidly*