fawaffle 

Fawaffle, a portmanteau of falafel and waffle.

Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"

fawaffle by natalie portmanteaux June 14, 2021

Fagwaffle 

Fagwaffle - 'fag-wä-fəl - A sexual slur used to identify pancakes. Pancakes are known as fagwaffles because they take a circle shape rather then straight or square. Fagwaffles or pancakes have also been known to be called the gay mans waffle. This term's origins derived from facebook at 2:30am on a Wednesday. This term is history in the making.

Gays can't resist a good Fagwaffle.

Fagwaffle by Noodlesinyourear May 18, 2011

Fawaffle 

A frog's Hairy Scrotum.

Your mom has a nice fawaffle.

Fawaffle by purepray9889 April 30, 2011

Fargwaffle 

It's when you're doing anal and the girl, while you're holding a waffle. The girl shits all over your dick and the shit seeps into the waffle. The girl then eats it.

Dude, she totally fargwaffled last night!

Fargwaffle by margleargle February 22, 2014

fapwaffle 

An asshole who acts like a dickhead for no, or a very bad reason. Fapwafflez can often be found on places like reddit, and circlejerk everyone. May or may not be suicidal.

"Fuck off fapwaffle"

fapwaffle by Your Local Abrams October 15, 2017