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faffed up 

The term used when someone trys being a badass by getting fucked up
Halee: Im gonna get straight faded tonight!!!!!
Kyle: Your such a badass getting faffed up tonight.
Related Words
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'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
faffer by Henley January 1, 2009
"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."
faffe by RowdyRose September 15, 2014

faff [faffer] 

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing
I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs
faff [faffer] by Nina24 June 30, 2005
I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!
faffled by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008