faffard 

a person who wastes their time doing nothing important or remarkable.

He belongs to a circle of friends who are all faffards.

faffard by uttam maharjan July 5, 2010

fatfard 

this is categorized person who has red hair and their knees do not tan. many people refer to this person as “fatfard”

“that person kind of reminds me of a fatfard”

fatfard by hellenkeller January 15, 2020

Faffarse 

Derived from Faff (to spend time in ineffectual activity) and Arse (a stupid, irritating or contemptible person)

Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.

"Oh god he spent six moths planning his one-week inter-rail trip to include that organic feta cheese factory. He was so keen to tell everyone how cheap it was, all his friends went first-class to New York instead. Even so he said the solitude of travelling made it all the better. Such a faffarse"

Faffarse by AndyOC November 24, 2014

fafard 

Type of wet fart. For it to be call a fafard, it has to smell like mustard. The capacity of doing a fafard is acquired the day you become 29 years old.

-Aww shit. I think i just had a fafard.
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!

fafard by Dr Zika November 22, 2021