fadgetarian 

Similar to a vegetarian; except instead of only eating vegetables, fadgetarians only eat fadge.

Do you wanna come around to my place tonight for a BBQ?
No thanks, I'm a fadgetarian.

fadgetarian by Danielol August 3, 2007

faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.

Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.

faketarian by sp00ki September 15, 2006

Fakietarian 

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”

“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”

Fakietarian by IronMikey March 13, 2023

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

Faketarian by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

fauxgetarian 

Someone who watches too many PETA/animal cruelty videos online and suddenly proclaims they are a vegetarian. Common traits include "occasionally" eating meat, or only eating chicken. Fauxgetarians usually disregard their commitment to saving the animals after a month or two.

Heather's not a vegetarian, man. She's a fauxgetarian, she just watched too many PETA videos last week.

She told me she was a vegetarian, but I saw her eating a whole steak yesterday. Now I know she's just a fauxgetarian.

fauxgetarian by typicalskeleton July 6, 2008

Fagetarian 

Male that only eats man-meat.

"He is gay..."
"You mean he is a fagetarian?"
"Yeah, he only eats man-meat."

Fagetarian by Don_Dingle April 12, 2014

fatgetarian 

A vegetarian that gains weight because they only eat veggie pizza, pasta, or other such fatty carbs.

"I have to stop eating veggie pizza! Ive turned into such a fatgetarian!"

fatgetarian by lucy in the sky with gems August 15, 2007