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Fact of the Matter 

Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.
reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"
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Fact of thumb 

It’s equivalent to “Rule of thumb” and this phrase is only used as a new web language.
The food is cold by now cz you’re late. It’s a sad fact of thumb.
Fact of thumb by RasSunshine February 19, 2022

Fun fact of the day 

a random fact that is completly odd and makes people give you funny looks. Normally used to get attention.
Fun Fact of the Day: Did you know opossoms are only pregnant for two weeks?

fun fact of the day 

you are gay if you don't play
Lila if you don't play cod your gay so fun fact of the day your gay if you don't play

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matter-of-fact 

A way of saying something in such a way that emits a sense that you are sure of yourself.
He spoke in a very matter-of-fact tone.

As a matter of fact 

It means actually; in fact, in reality, in truth, as it happens, believe it or not, to tell the truth, in actual fact, in point of fact.
-Yes, As a matter of fact , I have started reading my copy of Harry Potter..

-Well, As a matter of fact , I was going to ask your permission to..
As a matter of fact by Joud October 17, 2013