facrot 

1. a unit of measure for the immeasurably stupid.
2. a moron

As a unit of measure:
The amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots.

The collective IQ held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.

facrot by your mom August 15, 2003

Favrot 

To purchase a product, use it to death, and then at the very last moment return the product to the store you bought it from.

I just bought this killer computer, I used it for 89 days and then FAVROT'D it back to the store using my 90 day return policy.

Favrot by Full Download July 21, 2009

Facrotes

When someone is trying to sound deep or intelligent by posting ridiculously over dramatic philosophies or political views on facebook. They're likely not as smart as they try to put on, or even understand what they just said. Takes the words facebook and Socrates and combines them, which conveniently forms the sound "fake" when spoken. Can also be used to describe someone doing such things outside of facebook or someone sharing political views they likely heard on t.v. or from their parents, seconds before posting/sharing. A common trait among facrotes, is not knowing what you're talking about, or using someone else's words or opinions as your own, without actually researching the subject.

Ex. 1
Girl 1 Post: "What is a person when all that remains of the untranscended individual is an empty vessel through which bullshit is chanel3d? Are they human? No, but wound3d and alone." Me

Girl 2 reply: Give me a fucking break with this crap. Stop being such a facrotes and start making sense. Just because nobody understands you, doesn't mean you're an undiscovered genious.

Ex. 2
Guy 1: Obama is so stupid because he doesn't understand how to be president with the money and war and stuff and he wants to eat all of our children. Look it up, it's true.

Guy 2: You're being a real fucking facrotes right now. Did you get that from your ignorant parents or from watching Fox News?

Guy 1: Fuck you, you communist. That's my own opinion and it's the truth.

Guy 2: Whatever you say Facrotes.

Facrotes by waffle zOmbie July 28, 2011

Facort

someone who sucks at life and should go kill themselves. hippo's say facort a lot.
this was derived from the word "factory"

shut up you facort! stop being such a god dam shenezzy facort face!

Facort by .-Z-Rex August 28, 2005

factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.

Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."

factotumised by factotummusic April 16, 2008

Faurot 

( Fuh- Row ) Sexy, amazing, and all around beautiful. You will never find anyone smarter, sexier or funnier than her.

" Shes FINE."
" Shes Faurot."

Faurot by chuckbasslove March 31, 2009

factotum 

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.

On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.

factotum by Nietzschean July 3, 2007