Facemeat 

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'

Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"

Facemeat by Marcus Burscough March 10, 2008

Facemelter 

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.

"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.

Facemelter by p0w33d August 15, 2010

Facemelt 

1: Intricate, fast, and unbelievably skillful playing of guitar, Usually referring to a solo or just random shredding.

2: A substitute for "Unbelievable", "Amazing", "Astounding", and other remarks of extreme approval; Usually referring to music.

3: World Of Warcraft-specific slang for the Shadow Priest class.

4: A term for when a man ejaculates a large quantity of semen on a woman's face, thus giving it the appearance of "melting"

1) The guitar on Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce is facemelting with it's speed and melody.

2) The band Joe had playing on the stereo was facemeltingly good.

3) I was grinding my paladin up some levels when this jerk obliterated me with his facemelter.

4) The facemelter, as seen in countless pornographic videos and pictures.

Facemelt by Kolle January 3, 2008

Facemelter 

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.

Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask

Facemelter by Pandos April 21, 2013

Facemelter 

A dosage of ketamine large enough to induce a k-hole almost instantly, usually administered by the doctor or one of his disciples.

Dr.Facemelter: "Do you want a facemelter?"
Victim: "Do I ever!"

Facemelter by Dr.Facemelter December 16, 2009

facemelter 

An adjective used to convey a large amount of badass-ness.

Dude have you heard the new Slayer album? Total facemelter!

facemelter by Mick Fly September 3, 2007

faklempt 

1. Having an upset stomach related to being nervous because of something recently occuring which stirred up emotions.
2. Sick to one's stomach.
3. Overcome with emotions and/or confusion to the point of having butterflies or an upset stomach.

"The thing he just said to me, left me faklempt."

faklempt by Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies April 25, 2006