Facading 

Acting like someone you're not.

Hey, we all know you're facading!

Facading by Zuma Maeve March 23, 2017

faceriding 

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.

Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt

faceriding by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

facefaping 

faping to facebook pictures

"dude did you see those new pool pics of madi"
"yeah i tottaly worth facefaping to"

facefaping by standert August 7, 2012

facerbating

To masturbate while Facebooking

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.

facerbating by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

facebaking 

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.

"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.

facebaking by metal power February 12, 2010

Facebating 

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

Facebating by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011