Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh
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