facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs

this guy i work with is a facemire

facemire by stoner352187 October 19, 2009

Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.

Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.

Facetire by aslfgb May 17, 2009

Facemare 

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.

I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!

Facemare by nomis33 July 20, 2011

Mt.Facemore

When a person takes face to a monumental level for his boss.

Travis made an picture of Mt.Facemore for ED!

Mt.Facemore by Travis Angelini March 16, 2008