facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs

this guy i work with is a facemire

facemire by stoner352187 October 19, 2009

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Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.

Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.

Facetire by aslfgb May 17, 2009

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facemire • Facemare • Facetire • Mt.Facemore

Facemare

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.

I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!

Facemare by nomis33 July 20, 2011

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Mt.Facemore

When a person takes face to a monumental level for his boss.

Travis made an picture of Mt.Facemore for ED!

Mt.Facemore by Travis Angelini March 16, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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