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Facelet.
New species of sperm,renound for its intelliegence, feminism, large forhead, minefield of spots and a harpoonish nose to ensure that it penetrates into the female sperm cell. Has a system that scatters other normal sperm to ensure its victory to the female egg cell.
"Man that Facelet was sneaky!"
"dude that some Facelet in your hair?"
by Kiez November 25, 2005

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A square faced chap with 10,000 chins which he releases with great fury if threatened.
The legend of the facelet is that of great horror; a man of many chins, a nose with a ressemblence to a harpoon, and flat feet that produce such a noise to chill the bones.
by CoCo <3 November 25, 2005

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