faceglomp 

An attack cuddle to the face, with brain nomming if especially endeared.

An action bred out of great excitement, involving the leaping of the self onto another, usually the face region, where the attacker then squeezes their head in a fierce hug, and bites upon the skull.

"She met her friend with a loving faceglomp."

"I was faceglomped out of my shoes by my girlfriend."

"I faceglomped him off a cliff."

"There was faceglomping going on all over the place."

faceglomp by Mairin November 28, 2013

Facelooping 

facelooping (verb, gerund) from to faceloop (noun, infinitive); When a reference from one Facebook comment string or Chat loops over to another, sometimes between the original set of people, but sometimes on someone else's page entirely.

"Hey, why did Nance ask what the plural of dwarf was on my status update on Facebook this morning? It had nothing to do with dwarfs."

"Oh, she was facelooping -- we were talking about dwarfs earlier and she knew I woud see it."

Facelooping by stryscribe February 3, 2010

Facegloating 

The practice of putting unrealistic posts on social media to make your life appear more fantastic than the shitty reality of your existance

1) Shayler-Noncetrumpet Two-dads-Mctween was Facegloating with her shoplifted Gucci handbag
2) " Bouyed-up by a litre of Aldi fortified wine Jaqueline did some Facegloating about how much toilet roll her partner Adam had sold at work

Facegloating by Wiggy MacAlastair March 22, 2020

facegrouping 

A nickname derived from posting comments and responses to that of a facebook group's status.

ie. Lou spent all day facegrouping when he should have been studying.

facegrouping by Jacob 4|8|15|16|23|42 February 4, 2010