facefiance
"Yeah, I proposed. Facebook proposed. Hell man, I've more than a dozen facefiances. Proposal equal tit shots.
facefiance by DCNN August 1, 2009
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facemance
facemance by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009
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Facemance
When two of your facebook friends begin dating and they post about their romance online - over and over and over again.
Thankfully, the facemance between Mike and Jenny didn't last long. It's a good thing because their friends were blocking their ongoing "I love you pookie" posts.
Facemance by wornoutwriter November 4, 2010
facefacemeow
When you have absolutely nothing better to say or when your brain fails you in come backs, all that comes out of your mouth is 'facefacemeow'.
Sacha: "I'm just retarded whenever I park in the pharmaceutical parking..."
Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."
Sacha: "Facefacemeow"
Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."
Sacha: "Facefacemeow"
facefacemeow by fortunecookiewriter May 6, 2010
Facemance
Facemance by juicypirate June 20, 2009
facemance
facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day
Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!
facemance by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011
Facemance
When a forty five year old man on Facebook has 98% of his picture with his 20 year old daughter and only 2% with his wife from four years ago. He's trying to present the image he's a player!
Facemance by persiztence July 8, 2018
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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