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Facecrack 

A popular method of social networking turned into an addiction.
"I spent 2 hours at work today on facecrack when I was supposed to be working."
Facecrack by TM the great October 12, 2009

facecheck 

In a video game, to gather information on an area hidden in fog of war by charging in. To check for enemies with your face. Seems to have originated in League of Legends where vision-obscuring bushes allow champions to wait hidden from view in very close proximity to their opponents.
I told Annie not to facecheck the brush, but she did anyway. Garen scored first blood.
facecheck by DEMACIA! October 2, 2010

prairie firecracker 

A Prairie Firecracker is when the women your are with is on her period. While having anal intercourse, you simultaneously pull out her tampon. The string of the tampon acts as the wick while the removal creates the bloody explosion.
While having anal sex with my girlfriend, I gave her a Prairie Firecracker.
prairie firecracker by PR Jr. March 18, 2017

Facejacking 

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.
Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!
Facejacking by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

facecrap 

Joe: hy y u no go facebook
Smart person: lolfacecrap
Joe: EWWW not my friend anymore

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.
Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"
Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008