To painfully transform from full make-up to semi-make up in 0.5 seconds.
To point a champagne bottle inwards so as the cork targets one's eye.
Faceraped by champagne.
To become cyclops-like.
You, a champagne bottle, and some s and m.
Emma: "Aw thanks, champagne for all!" *pops champagne cork violently in eye and collapses*
All: "BITCH GOT FACECORKED!" :D
"Wow, what's wrong with that girl Emma?"
- "she walked into an airborne cork"
"Hey, isn't that Emma over there? What happened to her face?"
-"the champagne bottle called her a slut, then taught her a lesson."
"ha facecorking is fun to watch".