facechan 

When Facebook is used to post lolzy pics, jailbait, troll rants, and useless information.

Don't worry bro, he's just a Mike's just a Facechan troll.

facechan by yomommasuck65 February 23, 2011

facechat 

The verb used to describe the online conversation with people using the new Facebook chat feature.

Upon logging in to Facebook, Matt was immediately bombarded with friends who wanted to facechat.

facechat by Yoni Bain April 6, 2008

facechain 

A status message on facebook that asks you to acknowledge the message and repost it to your status - like a chain letter.

I'm not going to repost that facechain on my status.

facechain by Vermont Shadowed March 3, 2010

facecharades 

my literal best friend and cosplay buddy tbh!! Could not ask for a better platonic soulmate if that doesn't sound weird >:

Just cosplayed with facecharades it was sick!!

facecharades by carseatheadrestdotnet July 10, 2021

facehandled 

An act or acts of online panhandling or soliciting for gifts money by a social media connection. Most notably on Facebook.

Dude she just Facehandled me. Pressured me into buying her a Starbucks gift card. I should have never accepted her invite.

facehandled by FrankieDe December 12, 2013

facechair 

Often mistaken, a facechair is a universial word for an action pertaining to one partner using the other as a seat.

"Hey Brian, I think he's giving her a facechair"
"That's right, he is a human seat!"

facechair by Stevehowe June 25, 2017

Facechatrape 

When facebook chat does not work..

facechatrape! Let's use skype -.-

Facechatrape by jonasbull July 9, 2011