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facebotch 

a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. "Friending" somebody is one way to avoid this.
I saw this girls name on a piece of paper in class. I decided to look her up on facebook, but I was facebotched. Should I hit creeper status and friend her?

I told that chick to facebook me, but she's gonna facebotch. Trick...
facebotch by kidkumma March 5, 2009
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Facebookholic 

People who spend way too much time in facebook, making every social interaction via this social network.
Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!

Facegooch 

The space located between ones eyes.
Joe: Ya..she had a massive Facegooch!

facebitch 

A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook
"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"
facebitch by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008

facebitching 

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.
"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."
facebitching by tshu4 August 6, 2009

Facedouche 

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com
1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.
Facedouche by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

facebitching 

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.
Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.
facebitching by jricky1020 June 7, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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