facebookintervention 

Intervention designed to make the addicted person to understand life exist outside of face book.By using a professional facilitator with real friends and family who love and want their face bookie to come home to reality

I love Patti so much I had to have this facebookintervention to make her understand we are all sick of her stupid post,and to come back to us her husband and dogs Gus and Rufus.

facebookintervention by ceabel July 7, 2012

facebook intervention 

When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.

Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o

facebook intervention by randomlala November 8, 2010

Facebook intervention (F.B.I)

A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.

Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"

Facebook rant

Facebook intervention (F.B.I) by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011