Facebook
by Joshthalk December 10, 2010
by tricegrace March 19, 2010
A social network website that evolved in February of 2004. Is a waste of peoples time to chat about nonsense, other websites hi5, myspace, twitter, tagged, badoo, etc. If used usefully can benefit several people and businesses from a financial/business perspective.
What website that is so universally known?
Oh, that is facebook. Its the same thing, just a different name, its like myspace.
Oh, that is facebook. Its the same thing, just a different name, its like myspace.
by david faustino April 4, 2012
Facebook is the new Bebo. Most of the people on Facebook are self absorbed attention seekers who like to post as many pictures of themselves as they possibly can. Facebook mainly consists of lyrical captions for duck face pictures and hormonal girls who feel the need to tell the world about their break up from a month long relationship. Some people often mistake Facebook for Twitter and include the hashtag after a dramatic speech of a status. Facebook is the home of drama. Log in to Facebook and you'll question the reason for some people's existence.
*Logs into Facebook*
Girl 1 status: "HATIN NOT BEIN NEXT TO YUU BBY. CRYIN MASEFL TO SLEEP EVRY NITE. night peepz :(:(:((: btw single nd lookin xxx"
Girl 2 status: "Fuck you and all your shit. I'm done."
Girl 3 status: "You're such a head f***!! I HATE BOYS!!"
Girl 4 status: "If happy eva after did exist i wud still be holdin u like dis all those fairy tales r full of shit 1 mor fukin love song ill be sick.. (8)"
Girl 5 status: "HAHAHA cant believe you #shitboysdo #onceacheatalwaysacheat #fuckthis #chicksb4dicks"
Girl 1 status: "HATIN NOT BEIN NEXT TO YUU BBY. CRYIN MASEFL TO SLEEP EVRY NITE. night peepz :(:(:((: btw single nd lookin xxx"
Girl 2 status: "Fuck you and all your shit. I'm done."
Girl 3 status: "You're such a head f***!! I HATE BOYS!!"
Girl 4 status: "If happy eva after did exist i wud still be holdin u like dis all those fairy tales r full of shit 1 mor fukin love song ill be sick.. (8)"
Girl 5 status: "HAHAHA cant believe you #shitboysdo #onceacheatalwaysacheat #fuckthis #chicksb4dicks"
by PH4Nn February 26, 2013
a MMORPG where players compete to collect the most "friends" by stalking other players, posting status updates and photos, and playing mini-MMORPGs like Farmville, Mafia Wars and (fluff)Friends.
"I spend two hours a day on facebook, and I have 1,600 friends (98% of whom I never speak to in RL). In other words, my e-peen is bigger than yours."
by gracefool February 8, 2010
I believes facebook was created by the devil himself to destroy lives, crush reality and rip the living souls from good people as well as bad, hopefully, one day, it will be returned to its rightful owner and the good people will be allowed to live loving and beautiful lives instead of perpetual torment caused by the uncaring, insensitive people who flit around on the outskirts of their lives just waiting to pounce
by hldtim August 6, 2009
*my public facebook wall post* how amaaaazing was last night!!
*another's public facebook wall post* I know right haha xxxx
*another's public facebook wall post* I know right haha xxxx
by thesmileyboy October 1, 2009