Faceblock

Basically cock blocking another virtually by means of facebook. It is usually by commenting on the same status when a similar person of interest is involved. ie someone chimes in when the other is spitting game on the wall.

Dude, I been trying to bag this girl for a month, and Ryan is totally faceblocking me! I'll say some shit and the motherfucker one ups me every time! Guess I request some more hos.

by Virtual cockblocking July 14, 2011

Faceblock

When you go on the computer to be productive, but never get past Facebook because you've made it your homepage.

I was supposed to be checking on my online class, but I got Faceblocked 5 hours ago.

by Jazzyris May 25, 2013

Faceblocking

(v) The act of intentionally blocking another user from viewing one's Facebook profile, pictures, or other details due to that user's disagreeable worldview, stalking tendencies, and/or criminal insanity.

I have been Faceblocking my ex girlfriend from Japan because she is just loco.

by ChillUpMyLeg February 6, 2010

Faceblock

The act of commenting on a Facebook users status update in order to hinder posting by others. Typically this will involve commenting on the status so that comments by others will be out of context with the initial topic discussed

Status update (Poster)- Today is the happiest day of my life :)
Facebook (Commenter 1)- It's because of me right?
(Poster)- Of course, who else?!
(Commenter 2)-...... (Faceblocked!)

by DKN85 January 12, 2012

Faceblocked

When your work blocks social media sites on the corporate firewall and you cannot log into your facebook account

Dude, I can't browse facebook at work, I was faceblocked!

by Glock Blocked February 24, 2017

Faceblocked

When trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as Facebook or Twitter.

I tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me."

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 24, 2010

Faceblock

Faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; To Faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse with a third party via Facebook. A faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

Ex. "I thought everything was going well with Jessica and I. Until Ryan tagged that picture of another woman and I, and totally faceblocked me."

by WILDCARD760 April 26, 2011